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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

cool for cats...

Whilst he's been away, I have had the distinct pleasure of looking after Lord B's two cats. Goodness, a more neurotic pair of creatures it is hard to imagine.

One is extremely fat and nervous. I call her Fatty Boombatti and she isn't so bad really. It's taken her a couple of years to get used to me, but now she is brave enough to purr at me from across the room as I replenish the cat food (well, I think she's purring at me anyway). It's not much, but at least she's now a little more to me than a vaguely cat shaped streak of lightning flinging herself across the room and out of the catflap as soon as I let myself in. The other cat (who used to be called "Madeleine", but has been called "Hotpot" for the last couple of years for some reason or other) is white, slightly Egyptian looking and as deaf as a post. My first impressions were quite good, but on closer acquaintance she's as mad as a hatter. This cat has a lovely bowl of water in the house (refreshed twice a day by yours truly), she has a litter tray, she also has a cat flap to let herself into the garden. So what does she do when I come in? She runs to the back door, asks to be let out, and heads directly for a flower-pot filled with fetid black water, rubbish and cigarette ends and starts to drink. As you might imagine, this water makes her sick, and so I sometimes find that she's had an accident on the carpet. Bless her.

Don't get me wrong: I'm not at all resentful of this little task. It's not a chore and it doesn't involve much effort at all. I simply toddle down the street a couple of times a day, refresh the food & water and give the pair of them a little tickle before toddling back up the street.

I like cats in general, and I quite like these two characters.... they're just mentalists is all.

But who am I to talk, eh?

8 Comments:

  • At 9:31 pm, Blogger spinsterwitch said…

    Let me make this clear to you, on behalf of our Cat-Masters. It is not for you to question the goings on of the Rulers of this world. You are privileged to be allowed to provide Them food, water, and adoration.

     
  • At 10:00 pm, Blogger Stef said…

    Cats do my head in. They're either neurotic, psychotic or despotic.

     
  • At 11:14 pm, Blogger YokoSpungeon said…

    Stef pretty much has the right of it, I feel.

     
  • At 3:06 am, Blogger Cody Bones said…

    Love the Squeeze reference.

     
  • At 10:16 am, Blogger AMDG said…

    Hey, I wrote about cats a few days ago too! Copy... er... cat? :)

     
  • At 2:32 pm, Blogger Aravis said…

    What a funny picture you've painted of them! I have my own Fatty Boombatti.

    So I can count on you to cat sit if needed? *G*

     
  • At 4:05 pm, Blogger Lord Bargain said…

    they thank you for your kind attention in my absence.

    (Millie's had a word with me about the name-calling, though)

     
  • At 11:58 am, Blogger Saffyre said…

    Hahaha. All cats have strage characters. I have three, and they are all as different as can be....but totally nuts!

     

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