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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

black horse apocalypse...



They can't prove a damn thing, of course, but it's widely thought on Wall Street that the current financial crisis was initially precipitated by someone on the Commodities Markets monkeying about with Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice (FCOJ) futures....

...or something scarily similar to that, anyway.

Winthorpe? Billy Ray? Just look what a mess you've made of the global economy.....

Beef jerky?

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5 Comments:

  • At 11:46 am, Blogger Cody Bones said…

    We are all panicking cause we won't be able to buy our kids the G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip for Christmas

     
  • At 1:45 pm, Blogger Planet Me said…

    Angel Dust! Crack! PCP! Pork Bellies!

     
  • At 6:33 pm, Blogger Michael said…

    I have no legs...

    I have no legs...

    What do you mean the plan makes no sense? If you can't pay the mortgage you just use the credit card that's maxed out. That solves everything.

     
  • At 7:05 pm, Blogger Poll Star said…

    Now I don't want to scotch a perfectly good joke with something almost no one will understand, but it's clearly all Espen's fault. He even worked lending money to people who could never pay it back.

     
  • At 1:00 am, Anonymous j said…

    Le sigh. That is all the response I can muster until our politicians and financial whizzes get their respective acts back together.

     

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