52% intelligent. 9% modest. More monkey than bear.

Monday, October 30, 2006

you put your left arm in....

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I find myself haunted by a remark that great sage Billy Bragg made in a magazine I was reading at the weekend:

What if all the prophets and philosophers are wrong?

What if the Okey-Cokey **IS** what it's all about?

Chilling.....

9 Comments:

  • At 11:38 pm, Blogger adem said…

    In out, in out,
    You shake it all about


    It's all about sex innit?

     
  • At 11:47 pm, Blogger Literary Hoax said…

    *stares*

    *makes mental note never to have sex with Adem*

     
  • At 12:52 am, Blogger spinsterwitch said…

    Okey-cokey? Here in the states, it's hokey-pokey...which actually supports adem's hypothesis.

     
  • At 2:21 am, Blogger Cody Bones said…

    Okey-Cokey? Not the Hokey- Pokey? My world is totally rocked. Hello reality, anyone home?

     
  • At 4:27 am, Blogger Michael said…

    now, lets examine the sexual referance to the Hokey Pokey or Okey Cokey...

    It starts out putting a small thing in, such as a hand. It increases to feet, legs, head, until eventually, you put your "whole self" in.

    now, the thought of fitting my "whole self" in frightens me. This is just speaking as a 5'11" 260lb man. That isn't natural.

    I'm going to pretend its talking about getting in a pool or something, and leave it at that.

     
  • At 5:42 am, Blogger Jenni said…

    What I think is more astounding is that fact that this is seemingly the first time ST has contemplated this question, given that I see it on bumper stickers all the time.

     
  • At 8:20 am, Blogger SwissToni said…

    yes, yes... but what's the answer??

    ST

     
  • At 9:52 am, Blogger red one said…

    Woop-woop!
    That's the sound of da police!


    Where I live, the Stokey Cokey (AKA Cokey Stokey) is a large local cop shop, so called because of its officers' notorious dealings in a certain substance.

     
  • At 10:55 am, Blogger Martin said…

    Nah. If the Okey-Cokey was what it's all about, the basis of half the world's conflicts would hinge on the contentious issue of the direction in which the faithful should turn around, at what speed and for how long. And right-footers would be pariahs.

     

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