52% intelligent. 9% modest. More monkey than bear.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy....

>>>>> ST's ALPHABETICON - R <<<<<

Previously in the Alphabeticon: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, singles, N, O, P, Q

And so on to the soothing comforts of pointless cataloguing. Welcome to another exciting installment in my regular and utterly futile trawl through one particular set of shelves in my house... a set of shelves that perhaps hold a little over half of my CD collection, and pretty much none of the ones that I have bought in the last six months. Come to that, I don't think it even contains any of the ones I listen to a lot... they're all sat next to stereos, or in the car or somewhere more accessible like that. In fact, now we're a bit further down the alphabet, I've actually had to push the futon to one side to get access to the lower shelves...

Anyway.

After the tumbleweeds blowing across the Qs, the Rs are a positive party town....

369. Rage Against the Machine – Rage Against the Machine
370. Rage Against the Machine – The Battle of Los Angeles
371. Rage Against the Machine – Evil Empire
372. Rage Against the Machine – Renegades

I've latterly become something of a big fan of this band. I was familiar with "Killing in the Name" and "Bullet in the Head", of course, and "Wake Up" was very well used in the end credits for "The Matrix".... but it was only comparatively recently that I have felt motivated enough to dig further through their back catalogue. Why? I think it was listening to Audioslave that did it.... good band though they were in their own right, listening to them just made me think how good RATM were. There's simply no one like them. Chris Cornell is a good singer, but with that band he simply isn't a patch on the furious invective of Zack de la Rocha. They've recently got back together, and if I get the chance, then I am definitely going to see them. They're not all that sophisticated and it's mainly a lot of muscular ranting, but I reckon the world needs bands like this.

373. Rodrigo Y Gabriela – Rodrigo Y Gabriela

Stunningly virtuoso duelling acoustic guitars tackling Metallica covers. What's not to like? I think the most amazing thing of all is quite how they both manage to make their guitars into such effective percussive instruments at the same time as furiously picking out solos - when you see them live, their hands are a blur. Superb.

374. Otis Redding – Blue

doobie-doobie-doobie. DOO. BEE.

375. Raconteurs – Broken Toy Soldiers

Shockingly short, but not bad side project for Jack White and Brendon Benson. They were shit live though, and there's nothing to match the genius of "Steady, As She Goes", either.

376. Right Said Fred – Up

Horribly, I think we actually have two copies of this CD in the house. There's nothing I can say to make the shame go away. Well, except to say that "Deeply Dippy" remains as pure and as joyful an expression of the effects of the first blush of love as ever committed to song. Possibly.

377. Rocket From the Crypt – Scream, Dracula, Scream!

Fun. I bought this when I was studying for my MA at the University of York. It's shouty, brass backed rock and roll, but who couldn't love songs like "Born in '69" or "On A Rope"?

378. REM – Murmur
379. REM – Green
380. REM – Out of Time
381. REM – Automatic for the People
382. REM - Monster
383. REM – New Adventures in Hi-Fi
384. REM – Up
385. REM – Reveal
386. REM – Around the Sun
387. REM – Singles Collected
388. REM – In Time 1988-2003

I feel as though I've grown up with REM. Like a lot of people my age, it was "Losing my Religion" that first piqued my interest, and "Automatic for the People" was simply ubiquitous back in the say. I left it at that for a few years, but then I started to explore their back catalogue and to tentatively look forwards to some of their less successful recent albums. "Reveal" and "Around the Sun" are a bit patchy and uninspired, but "Up" and "New Adventures in Hi-Fi" are both superb and "Monster" has its moments too. They've been massive of course - few bands have been bigger - but the fascinating thing about them is the way that they have been able to maintain such interesting textures in their music over such a long period of time. They've still got it live, too.

389. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Uplift Mofo Party Plan
390. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Mother’s Milk
391. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Blood Sugar Sex Magik
392. Red Hot Chili Peppers – What Hits?
393. Red Hot Chili Peppers – One Hot Minute
394. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Californication
395. Red Hot Chili Peppers – By The Way
396. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Stadium Arcadium

I first started listening to the Chili Peppers back in about 1989 and around about the time that "Mother's Milk" came out. It's a patchy album, but I was in my dubious heavy metal phase at the time and was sufficiently interested to go backwards through their back catalogue. When "Blood Sugar Sex Magik" came out, I was hooked. I don't think I had that album off my stereo for much of the next 18 months, and since then I've picked up everything they've done. The socks-on-cocks funk metallers are long gone, of course, and now they deal in beautiful, beach boys-esque harmonies and textured, shimmering guitar... peaking with "By The Way". They're now one of the biggest bands in the world and you'll only every get to see them playing an enormodome near you.... on the evidence of their last album though, I think they've peaked. It's not that "Stadium Arcadium" is a bad record, it's just that it's pointlessly long, with the good songs hidden by poor quality control. I'm not giving up on them just yet though. Of all the bands I like, this lot might be the ones who have made the biggest progression -- from the barely literate priapic nonsense of "Special Secret Song Inside" all the way to the harmonies of "Dosed" or "Zephyr Song"....

397. Razorlight – Up All Night

Johnny Borrell is clearly a hateful man with an overly large sense of his own worth. To my ears they still sound a little bit lightweight (and their last album was appallingly short)... but they might just be on to something. "Golden Touch" is hopelessly overexposed, of course, but that doesn't make it any less of a good song.

398. Ramones – The Chrysalis Years

onetoofreefour! Not a classic Ramones collection by any means, but this triple CD set was worth it just for the presence of "Loco Live". And it only cost me a fiver.

399. Radio 4 – Gotham!

There was a reason I bought this. I think it was a song I heard somewhere, together with a vague notion that I'd read about the band being good. The fact I can't remember what that song was probably says it all. Terrible name too, at least in the UK.

400. The Dan Reed Network - Slam
401. The Dan Reed Network – The Heat

Ah, another legacy from the metal years that I can't quite bear to get rid of. Dan Reed is hardly metal, being rather too sappy and keyboard driven for that, but I have very fond memories of listening to these albums over coffee and biscuits with my friend Des at school. "The Heat" is a stinging critique of George Bush's war on Iraq, you know.... the first one. Still relevant today, you see?

402. Radiohead – Pablo Honey
403. Radiohead – The Bends
404. Radiohead – OK Computer
405. Radiohead – Kid A
406. Radiohead - Amnesiac
407. Radiohead – Hail to the Thief

I bought "The Bends" in Coventry on its day of release and on a whim. It didn't take me long to realise that I'd picked a winner, and I think it may still be my favourite Radiohead album of all. I knew "Creep" of course, and had actually seen the band playing the "Whip Round" disco at the Warwick Students Union... so called because the band get paid from the collection pots that get taken around the bars and shaken at disinterested students who are mildly resentful at the noise that is interrupting their conversations and has meant the jukebox has been switched off. I've seen them live several times since: in a big top, at Glastonbury, at South Park in Oxford and at Nottingham Arena.... and, with the exception of that last gig, they've never been anything less than interesting. You have to take your hat off to quite how brave a band they are: "OK Computer" is widely hailed now as a classic now, but the band had already started to push the envelope. "Kid A" and "Amnesiac" simply pushed it even further, constantly challenging our notions of what to expect from a mainstream rock band. Compare and contrast with Oasis, for example. I wasn't totally sold on those albums at the time and mourned the absence of the guitars, but listening to them now it's easier to appreciate them... although I still think they'd have made a better single album with a bit more editing than being separately released. "Hail to the Thief" is ok, but not as good as either. I haven't got my head around "In Rainbows" either, but I will tell you this: I proudly paid nothing for it. My reason for doing so was that awful gig they played at Nottingham Arena that I paid £30 to see. I read a very interesting argument the other day suggesting that the whole "honesty box" thing went against the principles of barter, where the seller begins the transaction with a price that then forms the basis for the negotiation of offer and counter-offer. By setting the initial price at zero, Radiohead were asking their fans to offer upwards... which is counter-intuitive as by offering it for nothing, they were saying it was worth nothing. Interesting. Anyway, I think it's fair to say the band aren't on the breadline. Like REM, they're a band who have been consistently interesting for many years now, and as such are to be cherished.

408. The Rolling Stones – Hot Rocks 1964-1971
409. The Rolling Stones – Big Hits (High Tide and Green Grass)

Two greatest hits complations (one was a gift). That's about right really. I like them well enough, but every year they continue to flog themselves around the world with new product and an absurdly expensive tour is another year I think a little less of them. Diminishing returns and all that. At their peak, they were fantastic, of course. I do love the story about Mick Jagger putting "little Mick" into a hollowed out piece of wood filled with bees though... the stings are supposed to make it bigger, you see..... Idiot.

Lost somewhere in iTunes: Rainbow, the Rapture, Rare Earth, The Raveonettes, Reef, The Rembrandts, REO Speedwagon, Reverend & The Makers, Rialto, Richard Hell and the Voidoids, Rilo Kiley, Robots in Disguise, the Ronettes, Royksopp, Run DMC, Rush, The Rumblestrips....

Next time..... S !

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Shuffleathon 2007 Update

Yes, still going. I've sent out a couple of replacement CDs to Wombat and JamieS to replace the ones that they never got (you know who you are!). If anyone else feels hard done by, either because they never got their CD, or because their lovingly crafted CD didn't get the review it deserved, then please let me know. Happy to oblige.

ShufflerPosted
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1. Tinayes
review
2. Sarahyes
no sign
3. Cody Bones
yes
review
4. Mark
yes
review
5. Michaelyes
review
6. Hen
yes
JamieS review
7. Cat
yes
review
8. bedshaped
yes
review
9. Pynchonyes
review
10. J
yesreview
11. The Great Grape Ape
yes
review
12. Ian
yes
review
13. Martin
who knows?
not a peep
14. Monogodo
yes
yes
15. Threelightyes
review
16. Paul
yes
review
17. Charlieyes
review
18. LB
yesreview
19. Katyola
yes
review
20. Lisa
yesreview
21. Graham
who knows?
not a peep
22. Del
yes
review
23. Spins
yes
pending!
24. Ben
yes
review
25. Dragon
yes
yes
26. Adem
yes
review
27. Mike
yes
review
28. JoeInVegas
yes
yes
29. Wombat
yes
CD from ST in the post!
30. Max Bob
yes
review
31. Stevious
yes
review
32. Asta
yes
review
33. Alan
yes
review
34. Russ L
yes
review
35. E.
yes
in the mexican postal system
36. Mike T-D
yes
review
37. JamieS
yes
CD from ST arrived
38. Briskate
yes
review
38. Me
yes
review

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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

cut you in, I just cut you out.....

>>>>> ST's ALPHABETICON - Q <<<<<

Previously in the Alphabeticon: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, singles, N, O, P

Well, this week's trawl through the bit of my record collection that is stored on one set of shelves shouldn't take us too long.... although it would detain us for a tiny bit longer if I could remember where I'd put all of my Queensryche CDs. Good band!

365. Queen – Greatest Hits

I'm not a massive Queen fan, but as a general rule, I prefer their earlier stuff to their later stuff - hence the presence of their first hits compilation, but not the second. Mind you, if you are only going to buy one album by Queen, then it really should be this one, I think: Bohemian Rhapsody, Another One Bites the Dust, Killer Queen, Don't Stop Me Now, Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Flash..... and so on. They're not my favourite band by any means, but they're nice every once in a while. In fact, I'm going to listen to this now, I think.

366. Queens of the Stone Age – Rated R
367. Queens of the Stone Age – Songs For the Deaf
368. Queens of the Stone Age – Lullabies to Paralyse

Hm. "Songs for the Deaf" is an album I bought on a whim and absolutely adore. It's a brilliant album, with Josh Homme and Mark Lanegan sharing vocals and with the tuneful hard rock being furiously driven along by Dave Grohl's drumming. I saw them touring this at Rock City, and it's still comfortably one of the very best gigs I have ever been to. Sensational. I then went back to "Rated R" and was less impressed. There are good songs on there, though ("The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret" and "Feelgood Hit of the Summer" for starters), and you can see where they're going. I bought "Lullabies to Paralyse", the follow up to 'Songs for the Deaf' when it first came out.... and although it's not a terrible album by any means, it was a big disappointment and I've hardly listened to it. I haven't bothered with the last album ("Era Vulgaris"). Shame. When they're good, they're very, very good. Mind you, I'd see them live again at the drop of hat.

Lost in iTunes: Quiet Riot, Quincy Jones (the Italian Job soundtrack, no less)

It'll be a bit busier next time: ...R.

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Shuffleathon 2007 Update

Well, I've started so I'll finish.

CDs are now in the post to JamieS and Wombat to try and makeup for the Shuffleathon CDs that never showed up (although I understand that one of those has just been resent, so hopefully should arrive this time).

Anyone else feeling hard done by? Uncle Swiss is here to try and help... (God, I started this, so it's probably the least I can do). I'll do some reviews if you really want....

ShufflerPosted
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1. Tinayes
review
2. Sarahyes
???????
3. Cody Bones
yes
review
4. Mark
yes
review
5. Michaelyes
review
6. Hen
yes
JamieS review
7. Cat
yes
review
8. bedshaped
yes
review
9. Pynchonyes
review
10. J
yesreview
11. The Great Grape Ape
yes
review
12. Ian
yes
review
13. Martin
hello?
hello?
14. Monogodo
yes
yes
15. Threelightyes
review
16. Paul
yes
review
17. Charlieyes
review
18. LB
yesreview
19. Katyola
yes
review
20. Lisa
yesreview
21. Graham
hello?
hello?
22. Del
yes
review
23. Spins
yes
????????
24. Ben
yes
review
25. Dragon
yes
yes
26. Adem
yes
review
27. Mike
yes
review
28. JoeInVegas
yes
yes
29. Wombat
yes
CD from ST in the post!
30. Max Bob
yes
review
31. Stevious
yes
review
32. Asta
yes
review
33. Alan
yes
review
34. Russ L
yes
review
35. E.
yes
?????????
36. Mike T-D
yes
review
37. JamieS
yes
CD from ST in the post!
38. Briskate
yes
review
38. Me
yes
review

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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

all I have left is my memories of yesterday...

>>>>> ST's ALPHABETICON - P <<<<<

Previously in the Alphabeticon: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, singles, N, O

So after a brief break for us all to better enjoy the festive period without distraction, the weekly trawl through my dusty CD shelves is now able to resume it's slow crawl towards the still-distant finishing line. It's not an exhaustive run-down of all of the albums in my collection, or even of all of the CDs in my collection (I know for a fact I've got "Open Up And Say Ahhhh!" on CD hidden somewhere, for starters)... it's just a run through one particular set of shelves in the house. It's not meant to be a serious catalogue. It's just for fun, kids. Well, it's fun for me, anyway.....

Now where were we?

Ah yes. "P".

335. Pulp – We Love Life
336. Pulp – His ‘n’ Hers
337. Pulp – This is Hardcore
338. Pulp – Different Class
339. Pulp - Intro

Good band, Pulp. It certainly took them a long time to make it though: the first of their 8 Peel Sessions was in 1981, their second wasn't until 1993....their first three albums failed to chart entirely, but their next four were all in the top 10, including two number ones. I think I first heard of them around the time that "Do You Remember the First Time?" came out (in fact, I think that the band made a short film to accompany the single release... people talking about losing their virginity). I saw them live for the first time at the Reading Festival in 1994. During their set, they played a couple of amazing songs, and a friend of mine spent the best part of the next twelve months trawling through record shops to see if he could find out what they were.... and then "Different Class" came out, and it became abundantly clear that he had been looking for "Underwear" and "Common People". Oh well. I saw them several other times afterwards, and even when they were in their final throes and touring "We Love Life" (produced by Scott Walker, no less!), they were still brilliant. That's a much underrated album and they were a much underrated band. Having said that, I'm still not sure about "This Is Hardcore".

340. Candie Payne – I Wish I Could Have Loved You More

You might say that Candie Payne has got musical pedigree: her brother Howie was the frontman in the Stands and her other brother Sean is the drummer in the Zutons. Hmmm. Then again maybe you wouldn't go quite that far. Anyway. She's a bit of a throwback, and has been compared with no less a figure than Dusty Springfield. Well, I wouldn't go that far, but she does have a good voice, and she uses it to good effect on 1960s style pop - the title track in particular is a great track. Mind you, I saw her on telly the other day with Mark Ronson singing the Lily Allen part on "Oh My God", and I couldn't help but think that Lily did it better. It's a good album though. Honestly.

341. Pixies – Doolittle
342. Pixies – Surfer Rosa & Come On Pilgrim
343. Pixies – Death to the Pixies

Ah, the band that taught Kurt Cobain everything he knew about loud-quiet-loud. They're really very good you know. Nihilistic shrieking is brilliant, isn't it?

344. Panic! At The Disco – A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out

Now, before you judge me, let me explain: I'm not normally the kind of guy to pop out and queue up with the kids to buy a bit of emo (and perhaps some Maybelline), but there is something magical about "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies". I can't get enough of it. The rest of the album is alright, I suppose, but there's nothing anywhere near as good as that. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant song.

345. Pet Shop Boys – Discography

Thanks to a couple of generous friends, I have an awful lot of Pet Shop Boys on my iPod. Thanks to one of those friends too, I was lucky enough to see them playing live in the BBC Radio theatre a couple of years ago. Bloody good band. I'm sure they've done better, but for some reason I have a massive soft-spot for "I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing". Perhaps it's the pointy hats.

346. Elvis Presley – 30 Number 1 Hits

The King!

347. Gene Pitney – Greatest Hits

I have a feeling that this is one of those albums where a classic artist who sadly no longer has control over the publishing rights for his most famous songs re-records them. It's alright, but it's just not magical. Luckily, it only cost me 99p.

348. Pavement – Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain

For indie kids of a certain age, this album will always have a special place. Sadly for me, I was too lost in my heavy metal years to pay it any attention until fairly recently. It's good, but is it really as good as "Angel Dust" by Faith No More?

349. Public Enemy – It Takes a Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back

Look, I know this looks bad. I'm sure I must have another rap album in my collection somewhere.

[rummages around for a bit]

Hmm. Maybe not.

"Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos" is a fantastic record by anyone's standards though, surely?

350. Pearl Jam – Ten
351. Pearl Jam – Vs

Apparently Pearl Jam are still going?

352. Portishead – Dummy

Is it me, or has this album not dated at all? It was released back in 1994, and it still sounds fantastic today. It's a bit Massive Attack, I suppose, but Beth Gibbons has a wonderful, distinctive voice. No 419 in the Rolling Stone Magazine 500 Greatest Albums of all time (in 2003) and they KNOW about these things.

353. Primal Scream – Screamadelica
354. Primal Scream – Vanishing Point

I fucking loathe Primal Scream. Sadly, I can't call them entirely talentless because "Screamadelica" is far too good for that. The gits. Or should I just give all of the credit to Andy Weatherall for turning a ropey rock band into acid rock legends? "Vanishing Point" is a completely different kettle of fish - much, much darker and much, much harder to listen to. "Kowalski" is genius though. Bobby Gillespie is still a tosser though.

355.The Pogues – Rum, Sodomy & The Lash
356. The Pogues – Very Best of

Has Irish punk crossover music sung by people with awful teeth ever sounded better? He drinks pints of Martini, you know....

357. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers – Greatest Hits

Well, it says it's a greatest hits album, and I'm sure there are lots of songs on here that made the charts... but to be honest, it's all about "Runnin' Down A Dream", "Learning To Fly", "Into the Great Wide Open" and -- of course -- "Free Fallin'". Forget Jerry McGuire and Petty's terrible hair though, these are proper good songs. Widescreen , even. Does he really love Veruca Salt though, or were Terrorvision just totally lying to us?

358.Primus –Frizzle Fry
359. Primus – Sailing the Seas of Cheese
360. Primus – Pork Soda

Les Claypool is an absolute legend and his bass-led psychedelic polka is one of the wonders of the modern age.

"When the going gets tough
And the stomach acids flow
The cold wind of conformity
Is nipping at your nose
When some trendy new atrocity
Has brought you to your knees
Come with us we'll sail the
Seas of Cheese"

What more needs to be said?

361. Pink Floyd – Dark Side of the Moon
362. Pink Floyd – Wish You Were Here
363. Pink Floyd – Echoes

Well. I'm a fan of po-faced guitar music. What can I say? I also have "The Wall" on cassette somewhere, and I listen to it when I'm feeling especially complex and misunderstood.

364. Prodigy – the Fat of the Land

In theory this is a really good album featuring some all time classic singles like "Firestarter" and "Breathe". Sadly though, this album has been ruined for me by dint of it coming out at a time when I worked for HMV and was thus forced to listen to it about one hundred times a day. Every day. For a month. That's probably more than enough to kill the enjoyment in even the very best albums (the same treatment nearly ruined "OK Computer" for me too). Light relief came whenever the album looped round to "Smack my Bitch Up", and whoever was closest to the stereo had to vault over the counter and skip on to the next track lest we offended any customers. I let this go on for a few days before I pointed out to the manager that it was possible to do such a thing as programme the CD player....

Lost somewhere in iTunes.... The Pigeon Detectives, Poison, Probot, Propellerheads, Peeping Tom, Polyphonic Spree, Powderfinger....

Next time: Q (which frankly won't hold us up for long).

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Shuffleathon 2007 Update

This has been going on for ages, and to be honest, I'm getting a bit bored of it....as I'm sure is anyone who is still hanging on for their CD to turn up or for the CD they sent ages ago to be reviewed.

Or is just bored of seeing this stupid table.

Anyway.

Here's what I'm going to do... I'm going to make CDs myself for anyone who hasn't yet received their CD and has pretty much given up hope. Wombat and JamieS are first on the list, and I'll make up their CDs in the next couple of weeks, but anyone else want one?

Unless of course anyone who hasn't done their review / sent their CD is feeling sufficiently guilty or motivated to pull their finger out?

Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Yawn.

ShufflerPosted
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1. Tinayes
review
2. Sarahyes

3. Cody Bones
yes
review
4. Mark
yes
review
5. Michaelyes
review
6. Hen
yes
off the hook
7. Cat
yes
review
8. bedshaped
yes
review
9. Pynchonyes
review
10. J
yesreview
11. The Great Grape Ape
yes
review
12. Ian
yes
review
13. Martin


14. Monogodo
yes
yes
15. Threelightyes
review
16. Paul
yes
review
17. Charlieyes
review
18. LB
yesreview
19. Katyola
yes
review
20. Lisa
yesreview
21. Graham
yes?

22. Del
yes
review
23. Spins
yes

24. Ben
yes
review
25. Dragon
yes
yes
26. Adem
yes
review
27. Mike
yes
review
28. JoeInVegas
yes
yes
29. Wombat
yes

30. Max Bob
yes
review
31. Stevious
yes
review
32. Asta
yes
review
33. Alan
yes
review
34. Russ L
yes
review
35. E.
yes

36. Mike T-D
yes
review
37. JamieS
yes

38. Briskate
yes
review
38. Me
yes
review

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

in my mind my dreams are real...

>>>>> ST's ALPHABETICON - O <<<<<

Previously in the Alphabeticon: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, singles, N

OK. Another thin looking letter this week, so this shouldn't take long.... You know the drill, right? The alphabeticon is a deeply anal list, I know, but it does not represent the long and the short of my record collection. This is only a spin through one particular set of shelves that sit in my study, gathering dust. I have other records in all sorts of places, and some records that aren't records at all and never have been that sit on my hard drive. This is a partial list; a look into my musical world through a glass darkly.

Well, I like doing it anyway.

328. Oasis – Definitely Maybe
329. Oasis – (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?
330. Oasis – Be Here Now

I imagine that almost every man about my age in this country owns these three albums. Like everyone else, I was blown away by Oasis when they first appeared on the scene. They've never been big or clever, but they have always been really, really good at doing the basics well. They weren't much to look at, but they gave great interviews, the Gallagher brothers just oozed cool and Liam was (and to some extent remains) one of the greatest vocalists in rock. Yeah, the lyrics are uniformly dreadful, but somehow Liam's sneer lifts this workaday band into something really special. They had some songs too: Live Forever, Rock and Roll Star, Cigarettes and Alcohol, Shakermaker, Some Might Say, Whatever, Wonderwall, Don't Look Back in Anger.... they were brilliant, and it seemed as though everyone in the country couldn't wait for their next album. When it came out, "Be Here Now" broke all sales records. I think it took me about two plays to realise that the Emperor wasn't wearing any clothes. It was awful... "All Around the World" is typical: a sub-Beatles dirge that is at least four minutes too long. The golden run of songwriting form that had sustained Noel this far had suddenly run dry in a blizzard of cocaine, celebrity wives and hangers on. The magic was gone and they've never got it back since... a fact that has not stopped them remaining one of the biggest draws as a live act in the country. I've seen them a couple of times: once at Knebworth, at the apogee of their fame and popularity, when I thought they were pretty good. I saw them again, against my better judgement at Glastonbury in about 2004 and they were awful. Their profile remains amazingly high, but for me they've been finished as a band for at least a decade.

331. Roy Orbison – All Time Greatest Hits

A friend of mine once told me a story: apparently she had a boyfriend who wanted to make their first time together really special. He cooked her a lovely meal and served her some delicious wine. As the special moment approached, he began to strip off and handed her a rose whilst singing "You Got It" by Roy Orbison. Sadly, this beautiful romantic scene was rather ruined when my friend was unable to stop laughing as this poor man exposed his body and his soul to her. Performance anxiety inevitably followed....... and since she told me that story, I've never quite been able to listen to Roy Orbison in the same way again.

332. Beth Orton –Trailer Park

She took a while to grow on me, but I love this record and I love her voice.

"Running down the central reservation
In last night's red dress
And I can still smell you on my fingers
And taste you on my breath"

That's such a dirty, sexy lyric.

333. The Orb – U.F.Orb

I'm not a massive fan to be honest, but once in a while this album hits the spot. Turn it on and drift away. I know it isn't on this album, but there was a time at my University that "Little Fluffy Clouds" was the most vital song ever recorded. I wasn't sure about that then, and I'm less sure now. Still, perhaps I should give this another go.

334. Okkervil River – The Stage Names

Mike put the song "Our Life Is Not A Movie or a Maybe" onto my shuffleathon disc, and I loved it so much that I had to go out and buy the album. It's good too.

Missing somewhere in iTunes: Outkast, The Ocean Blue, Ocean Colour Scene (!), Offspring, Ohio Players, OK Go, One World Orchestra, The Only Ones, Orbital....

so... speaking of shuffleathons.....

Shuffleathon 2007 Update

Here's the thing: we've now got a few people without CDs who have been patiently hanging on for a while: Sarah, Martin, Graham, Spins, Wombat, E, JamieS. That's not fair. If you guys haven't got your CDs by the start of January, I'll send you each a CD myself. On the other hand, if you have received your CD, can you let me know and get on with reviewing it?

I'm also waiting for reviews from Hen, Monogodo, LB, Ben, Dragon, JoeInVegas and Mike TD. Any chance of you guys getting those done? I know you're probably busy, but someone did sweat over making that CD for you, and I'm sure they're dying to know what you thought of it....

Can we get this finished yet?

Pretty please?

ShufflerPosted
Received
1. Tinayes
review
2. Sarahyes

3. Cody Bones
yes
review
4. Mark
yes
review
5. Michaelyes
review
6. Hen
yes
yes
7. Cat
yes
review
8. bedshaped
yes
review
9. Pynchonyes
review
10. J
yesreview
11. The Great Grape Ape
yes
review
12. Ian
yes
review
13. Martin


14. Monogodo
yes
yes
15. Threelightyes
review
16. Paul
yes
review
17. Charlieyes
review
18. LB
yesreview
19. Katyola
yes
review
20. Lisa
yesreview
21. Graham
yes?

22. Del
yes
review
23. Spins
yes

24. Ben
yes
review
25. Dragon
yes
yes
26. Adem
yes
review
27. Mike
yes
review
28. JoeInVegas
yes
yes
29. Wombat
yes

30. Max Bob
yes
review
31. Stevious
yes
review
32. Asta
yes
review
33. Alan
yes
review
34. Russ L
yes
review
35. E.
yes

36. Mike T-D
yes
yes
37. JamieS
yes

38. Briskate
yes
review
38. Me
yes
review

From an original idea by lovely YokoSpungeon....

Oh, and Earworms of the Year 2007 votes please....

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld...

>>>>> ST's ALPHABETICON - N <<<<<

Previously in the Alphabeticon: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, singles

This isn't my whole record collection, okay? It's just a bit of it. I remembered the other day that I have a load of Aerosmith singles that I must have stashed away somewhere.... "Janey's Got A Gun", "Dude Looks Like A Lady" and the like... I definitely have them somewhere, but quite where they are, I have no idea. Still, those are my self-imposed rules. I'm not trying to look cool or anything. This is just an honest list of the CDs that I have stacked up on one set of shelves in one room in my house.

Anyway. On we go.

This won't take long.

Seriously.

323. New Order - (the best)

I didn't even know that I had this. Thanks to a very generous friend, I think I own every note ever recorded by New Order, live or otherwise.... which I suppose renders this album rather redundant. Still. Here it is. I'm not a massive fan, I have to say, but I really adore "Republic" and I think that "Regret" is a fantastic record. The rest? Well, it's not exactly Joy Division, is it? (John Barnes rap excepted).

324. Nirvana - Nevermind
325. Nirvana - In Utero
326. Nirvana - Unplugged in New York
327. Nirvana - Nirvana

I turned down the chance to see Nirvana live..... well, it seemed like a good idea at the time, and when that Reading festival turned out to be muddy, I felt a bit smug. It was the one where Cobain was wheeled onto the stage in a wheelchair. It was a great gig. An epic gig. Oh well. I quite like Nirvana. I know that people say that they were the greatest band of their generation and that they changed everything.... well, I don't know about that... but I quite like them. Is that damning with faint praise? Possibly. I remember the first time I heard "smells like teenspirit" on the radio; it was a time when I hated almost every record that was in the charts and was into a lot of fairly ropey heavy metal. I heard this and it just made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. It sounded brilliant the first time I heard it, and it still sounds fresh today. I subsequently saw them on "The Word", a show where Cobain introduced the song by saying that "Courtney Love is the best fuck in the world". Well, I don't know about that either, but I do know that they sounded amazing. I'm not sure that they are everything that people say they are, but they were clearly a really excellent band. Who could ask for more than that? A good band then. Have you ever seen the "Classic Album" programme where Butch Vig and the like talk us through the recording of "Nevermind"? Fascinating. Cobain's guitar was always out of tune, apparently. Is it really better to brun out than to fade away though? Really? I don't think so.

Missing in iTunes: Nas (feat. Kelis), The New Pornographers, Nightmares on Wax, Nine Black Alps, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, Noah and the Whale, Nouvelle Vague....

Next week: "O". I warn you now... this isn't terribly fruitful territory either. It includes "Be Here Now", for starters....

Shuffleathon 2007 Update

Do I have to come over there?

ShufflerPosted
Received
1. Tinayes
review
2. Sarahyes

3. Cody Bones
yes
review
4. Mark
yes
review
5. Michaelyes
review
6. Hen
yes
yes
7. Cat
yes
review
8. bedshaped
yes
review
9. Pynchonyes
review
10. J
yesreview
11. The Great Grape Ape
yes
review
12. Ian
yes
review
13. Martin


14. Monogodo
yes
yes
15. Threelightyes
review
16. Paul
yes
review
17. Charlieyes
review
18. LB
yesyes
19. Katyola
yes
review
20. Lisa
yesreview
21. Graham
yes?

22. Del
yes
review
23. Spins
yes

24. Ben
yes
yes
25. Dragon
yes
yes
26. Adem
yes
review
27. Mike
yes
review
28. JoeInVegas
yes
yes
29. Wombat
yes

30. Max Bob
yes
review
31. Stevious
yes
review
32. Asta
yes
review
33. Alan
yes
review
34. Russ L
yes
review
35. E.
yes

36. Mike T-D
yes
yes
37. JamieS
yes

38. Briskate
yes
review
38. Me
yes
review

From an original concept stolen from the lovely YokoSpungeon....

Can we get this finished soon? Please?

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Thursday, December 06, 2007

they say that music soothes the savage beast...

>>>>> ST's ALPHABETICON - the singles <<<<<

Previously in the Alphabeticon: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M

We've reached the halfway point, and Lisa has inspired me to do something a bit different this week...

I haven't bought a CD single in years, and certainly not since I started using iTunes a few years back. Back in the day, I used to buy singles for all sorts of reasons: because I couldn't wait for the album, because I loved the b-sides, because I loved the song but would never buy the album, because it had sunk into my head and wouldn't let go.... all sorts of reasons. Oh, and as some of the songs on the list below prove, some I simply have no explanation for at all.

I'm not sure this is a definitive list, but it'll do.

Here we go.

> Bryan Adams – (Everything I Do) I Do It For You

What a start. It is here simply because I made the mistake of saying - in public - after this had been number one for about 10 weeks, that I would buy it only when it wasn't at the top of the charts any more. Little did I know how hard it would be to find two months later after it had been deleted. Why did I bother? I don't know really. I think because it was hard to find. I actually don't mind this record. I don't seek it out or anything, but it never really upset me or anything.

> Alien Ant Farm – Smooth Criminal

I really like this re-working. It's a song that works quite well when rocked up, and I was hardly likely to buy the album.

> All Saints – Black Coffee

Never that big a fan of the band (particularly not once they had done that godawful version of "Under the Bridge"), but I adore this single. This is proper pop music. Brilliant.

> Michael Andrews featuring Gary Jules – Mad World

What a great Christmas number one this was - sad, downbeat and melancholy. All records should sound like this at this time of the year. You know - to make the parties go with a swing.

> Ash – Girl From Mars
> Ash – A Life Less Ordinary
> Ash – Kung Fu
> Ash - Angel Interceptor

Good singles band. I actually had some of these before the album "1977" came out, I think. "A Life Less Ordinary" is my favourite Ash song - it's loose and a bit sloppy, but the chorus is a killer.

> The Auteurs – Lenny Valentino

I think this was the first thing I saw by the Auteurs after I had fallen in love with their first album. It was their new single, and it clearly hadn't been selling as I picked it up for the bargain price of £2.99 or something ridiculous like that. It was cheap at the time. I remember some singles going for £4.99. Madness.

> The Beatles – Free As A Bird

Haunting, but essentially rubbish and a total waste of time. How could I not pop to the shops to buy a new single by the Beatles though? It is a bit like Lennon phoned this one in from beyond the grave though. Spooky.

> Beautiful South – Perfect 10

This belongs to C, actually. Good song, mind.

> Lou Bega – Mambo No.5

Because it was an earworm and because I quite liked it. I believe I owned this *before* Channel 4 used it as the theme music for their cricket coverage, incidentally.

> Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch

Stupid and dumb, but another earworm by a band whose album I wouldn't touch with a bargepole. I think I made a resolution at some point or other that if I liked a song, I should just buy the single and be done with it. Since the advent of iTunes and the like, that has become a lot cheaper and a lot easier.

> Blur – Music Is My Radar
> Blur - Tender

I own quite a lot of Blur stuff, but "Music is My Radar" was single only and I still don't own the album with "Tender" on it. Good band though. I bet I could pick up that album now for less than I paid for the single. Damon Albarn, eh? Prat turned genius.

> David Bowie – Hello Spaceboy

It's not exactly "Starman", but Neil Tennant makes this quite interesting. Not that I've listened to it in years, to be honest. This was part of the Thin White Duke's short-lived jungle phase, I think. Not quite up there with his "Berlin" period, to be honest...

> The Cardigans – Carnival
> The Cardigans – My Favourite Game

I don't own any Cardigans albums, but I love both of these songs. "My Favourite Game" in particular is a brilliant single - it's not dated at all, and she's got such a great voice.

> Catatonia – Mulder & Scully

Cerys has the best welsh accent on record, I reckon. Sexy sounding. Good song too. Marc Bannerman though? For real?

> Eric Clapton – Bad Love
> Eric Clapton – Tears In Heaven

I went through a Clapton phase when I was about 14. I even saw him performing at the Albert Hall, and I think it's safe to say that I've never seen quite so many sweaters at a gig before. Hmm.

> Edwyn Collins – A Girl Like You

It was annoyingly ubiquitous at the time, but it remains a fantastic record.

> Cornershop – Brimful of Asha

Not sure why I have this really, as I don't much like the original version of the song and I'm bored of the Norman Cook remix. Ho hum.

> The Cranberries – Linger

This song reminds me so much of being in my student house in Leamington in about 1994. It's a beautiful song, and at the time I first heard it, it was totally untainted by the memory of "Zombie". Ethereal. That's what it is. Ethereal.

> Crazy Town - Butterfly

What can I say? It's the Red Hot Chili Pepper sample that planted this song in my head, not the puerile lyrics.

> Sheryl Crowe – Hard to Make a Stand

Another one of C's, I think. I do like Sheryl Crowe though. Handsome woman too.

> Dandy Warhols – Bohemian Like You

Overused in adverts and the like, but a good song nonetheless. As a band though, they just look wrong to me.

> The Darkness – Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End)

For a comedy band, and for a record with comedy bells and a comedy title, this is a surprisingly melancholy record. There's some introspection to be found even in this most unlikely of places.

> David Devant & His Spirit Wife – This Is For Real

I think I was given this in the Warwick Student Union. I don't know what it sounds like.

> Divine Comedy – Everybody Knows (Except You)

I don't remember buying this. I do own some Divine Comedy albums, but I'm not sure that this counts amongst his finest work.

> Eagle Eye Cherry – Save Tonight

C bought this, but it's a bit of a guilty pleasure for me too.

> Electric Six – Danger! High Voltage

Oh come on! It's a brilliant record. "Gay Bar" is nearly as good, but by then I had the album... of which I listen to approximately two tracks. Ah well.

> The Electric Soft Parade – Silent to the Dark II

I used to play this all the time on University Radio Warwick... but then again, I also introduced "Dead Skin Mask" by Slayer by saying "Here's a song for all you lovers out there", so what would I know?

> Elvis vs JXL – A Little Less Conversation

Hm.

> Faith No More – I’m Easy

I like Faith No More, and this was a great moment of a great gig they played at the NEC when I was a student. It's such a good song.... and for a metal band, this is quite a straight cover.

> The Fall – The Chisellers

Um. They're hardly a singles band, are they? I own two things by the Fall: this single and "Middle Class Revolt". Not really the classics of their oeuvre.

> Hurricane #1 – Step Into My World
> Hurricane #1 – Only The Strongest Will Survive

One of this lot is now in Oasis, isn't he? I thought these were both great songs, but I don't think anyone else in the world agreed. Except - weirdly - the bloke who chose the music to advertise The Sun newspaper.

> Natalie Imbruglia - Torn

It's a classic, but no one liked her when she was at school apparently. She was funny looking.

> Inspiral Carpets – I Want You (featuring Mark E. Smith)

I love, love, love this song. The Inspirals are great fun at the best of times, but Smith makes this.

> Jamiroquai – Deeper Underground

Just to be clear, this is NOTHING to do with me.

> Matthew Jay – Become Yourself

This is the guy who died, I think. I was given this single after I saw him supporting someone or other at Rock City. It might be really good. I wouldn't know.

> Andreas Johnson - Glorious

Now this is a tune. I know nothing about the guy, or if he did anything else, but this song is ace. It soars.

> Joan Jett & The Blackhearts – I Love Rock & Roll

A gift. But what a gift!

> Billy Joel – River of Dreams

Seriously, I like this record.

> Tom Jones (featuring Tori Amos) – I Wanna Get Back With You

Jesus. I don't know what this sounds like. I hope someone gave it to me and I didn't hand any money over for this.... but knowing me, I may have bought this. Oops.

> Keane – Somewhere Only We Know

At around about the time I bought this, everyone thought Keane were brilliant. A lot of them have changed their minds, but this is still an awesome song.

> Kylie – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

An almost perfect single?

> Lemonheads – Mrs Robinson

Good cover of a brilliant song.

> Lush - Ladykillers

I adore this song. I have no idea where I first heard it, but I love it. Many years later, I picked up a Lush compliation. Hmm. Still, this is a wonderful record.

> Madonna - Erotica

A gift from an old housemate of mine at University who maintained -- as long ago as 1992, and when everyone else thought she was finished -- that Madonna was a cultural icon. I think it's fair to say that he's been proved right, although it must have felt a long way away when he stood in that queue full of dirty old men to buy "Sex".

> Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next
> Manic Street Preachers – She Is Suffering
> Manic Street Preachers – Theme from M*A*S*H
> Manic Street Preachers – A Design For Life
> Manic Street Preachers – The Masses Against the Classes

Great band. Not reknowned for their singles, but they've had some really big hits in their time, including a number one. Still going strong too. Their version of the theme from M*A*S*H is aces, and of course now seems deeply ironic.

> Marion - Sleep

This is the only thing by Marion that I own... but I think this is the best single that I have. Bar none.

> Ricky Martin – Livin’ La Vida Loca

Earworm! Earworm! Earworm!

Reiki Martin is here?

> McAlmont & Butler - Yes

Pop perfection.

> The Mike Flowers Pops – Wonderwall

Shit.

> Morrissey – The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
> Morrissey – Now My Heart Is Full
> Morrissey – Boxers
> Morrissey - Sunny
> Morrissey & Siouxsie - Interlude

Only the first listed here was a purchase when I couldn't wait for the album, the rest were either a gift ("Now My Heart is Full", with "Moonriver" as a b-side) or are single only. "Interlude" is a beautiful song. Really gorgeous, and one of the best things he's done.

> New Order – True Faith’94

I don't remember buying or listening to this one. Hmm.

> Nickelback – How You Remind Me

Dirge.

> Oasis – D’You Know What I Mean?
> Oasis – Wonderwall
> Oasis – Don’t Look Back In Anger
> Oasis – Whatever
> Oasis – Some Might Say

Oasis might be creatively washed up now, but back in the day, their singles were absolutely chock full of classics and well worth buying. They should have saved some of these up and made a few better albums.

> Ocean Colour Scene – The Riverboat Song

Rubbish, of course, but what a memorable riff.

> Outkast – Hey Ya!

Another perfect single. How many people who bought this then bought the album and wondered what the hell they had done.....?

> Pearl Jam - Merkinball

This must belong to C. I don't even know what this sounds like.

> Pet Shop Boys – I Wouldn’t Normally Do This Kind of Thing

Another one dating back to my second year at University.... my housemate Roger was a big fan, as I recall, and some of that must have rubbed off. Good song. Silly hats on the cover too - always a bonus.

> Primal Scream – Rocks
> Primal Scream – Kowalski

"Rocks" was a gift, and I hate it, but "Kowalski" is a totally different kettle of fish and is brilliant. They played "Rocks" twice when I saw them play at the Reading Festival.... always the sign of creative bankruptcy is you ask me.... and yes, I'm looking at you too, U2.

> Propellerheads / David Arnold – On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Over 9 minutes long and it never drags once.

> Pulp – Sorted for Es & Whizz
> Pulp – The Sisters EP

But no "Common People" for some reason.

> REM – The Great Beyond

Superb song, and until they stuck it on a greatest hits, this was only available on single. No brainer, as far as I was concerned.

> The Rembrandts – I’ll Be There For You

Oh go on, you used to like this too.

> Rialto - Untouchable

I had to really hunt for this.. for years... and eventually found it when I worked in HMV. It was 99p too. Result!

> The Seahorses – Love Me and Leave Me

Interesting band and not actually all that bad - certainly better than some of the shite Ian Brown has peddled onto an unsuspecting world. I think this was a gift, but it's a decent song nonetheless. Wasn't the video set in space or something?

> Shaggy – It Wasn’t Me

I think I gave this to C. Shaggy's a legend.

> Space – Female of the Species
> Space with Cerys of Catatonia – The Ballad of Tom Jones

Interesting band Space. Successful, I suppose, but always slightly awkward and their records always tell the strangest tales. I used to play "Female of the Species" on University Radio as a double-header with "Deadlier than the Male" by the Walker Brothers (do you see what I did there), and "Tom Jones" is also major earworm territory.

Bruce Springsteen – Streets of Philadelphia

It's partly context sensitive (the film made me cry), but I find this song very moving.

St Etienne – I Was Born on Christmas Day

I seem to own a lot of Xmas records. Might come in handy for the Xmas compilation on planning on making in the next week or so. If I can work out how best to do it, I'll be sure to put it online... watch this space, I guess.

Suede – We Are the Pigs

Not their finest song, I agree, but it was the single that preceded "Dog Man Star", an album I was very much looking forward to, so I took the plunge.

> U2 – Sweetest Thing

Another of C's, I think. A pleasant enough song, but not one to cross the road for.

> Various Artists – Perfect Day

This is C's. I'm a Lou Reed fan.

> The Wannadies – You And Me Song

Good song. Terrible earworm.

> Wheatus – Teenage Dirtbag

Ah come on, he's singing about Iron Maiden! If this had been about my life as a teenager, I may well have wanted to go to the gig, but I very much doubt the girl would have asked me if I wanted to go. Pah!

> The Verve – Bittersweet Symphony

I subsequently bought the album, but this is one of those songs that I thought was so good that I just had to own it.

> Neil Young - Philadelphia

Even more moving than the Springsteen one. It's the way that Young sounds so vulnerable and his voice quavers as he sings. Beautiful.

--

So. There you go. Now you know. A great format, I think you'll agree. Who could possibly believe that a 79p download can be better than a £4.99 single with 2 tracks on it? Eh?

First song I downloaded: "Vertigo" by U2
Last song I downloaded: "Tick Tick Boom" by the Hives.

On to "N" next week..... I bet you can't wait.

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Shuffleathon 2007 Update

How are we doing Kids? Anyone sitting on a review? Get posting!

ShufflerPosted
Received
1. Tinayes
review
2. Sarahyes

3. Cody Bones
yes
review
4. Mark
yes
review
5. Michaelyes
review
6. Hen
yes
yes
7. Cat
yes
review
8. bedshaped
yes
review
9. Pynchonyes
review
10. J
yesreview
11. The Great Grape Ape
yes
review
12. Ian
yes
review
13. Martin


14. Monogodo
yes
yes
15. Threelightyes
review
16. Paul
yes
review
17. Charlieyes
review
18. LB
yesyes
19. Katyola
yes
review
20. Lisa
yesreview
21. Graham
yes?

22. Del
yes
review
23. Spins
yes

24. Ben
yes
yes
25. Dragon
yes
yes
26. Adem
yes
review
27. Mike
yes
review
28. JoeInVegas
yes
yes
29. Wombat
yes

30. Max Bob
yes
review
31. Stevious
yes
review
32. Asta
yes
review
33. Alan
yes
review
34. Russ L
yes
review
35. E.
yes

36. Mike T-D
yes
yes
37. JamieS
yes

38. Briskate
yes
review
38. Me
yes
review

From a concept stolen from the lovely YokoSpungeon....

I'm away tonight and at the Kings of Leon tomorrow night, so there might be no earworms. Back soon though...

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