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Ok. So here's what we know about me:
- I'm 30
- I'm balding
- I'm going grey
- My memory isn't what it was
- my joints are starting to creak
so why was I so alarmed at the gym when I spotted a hair growing out of my right ear?
I rather think I should be looking forward to my first Remington fuzz-away??
All this and apparently I won't be able to retire for nigh on another 50 years... 2054 isn't so far away, right?
- I'm 30
- I'm balding
- I'm going grey
- My memory isn't what it was
- my joints are starting to creak
so why was I so alarmed at the gym when I spotted a hair growing out of my right ear?
I rather think I should be looking forward to my first Remington fuzz-away??
All this and apparently I won't be able to retire for nigh on another 50 years... 2054 isn't so far away, right?
posted by swisslet @ 23:42
3 Comments:
At 10:45 am,
Me said…
I don't have the answers, but you could:
1) Stop going to the gym, then you won't notice.
2) Allow ear hair to sprout and then transplant yourself a new forelock.
At 2:34 pm,
Damo said…
If your joints are creaking then you're probably doing the wrong sort of exercise for you. Hey! Try swimming!
At 4:17 pm,
Teresa Bowman said…
I once had a solitary white hair growing out of THE SIDE OF MY FACE. Fortunately it went away, before children in the street started pointing at me and shouting, "A witch, a witch!". Now I just have the white hairs on my head - although there seem to be more and more of them every day ...
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