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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

This game is fixed it's all a lie...

I had the great misfortune to see Westlife performing their 13th UK number one single, "You Raise Me Up", on TV the other night. I know having a number one single is far from being the benchmark of a quality song, but only 3 other artists/bands have had more:

Elvis Presley (21)
The Beatles (17)
Cliff Richard (14)

I find this troubling. Not that Westlife should have had so many number one singles, particularly, but because they are so deeply and resolutely bland. Their new single is a case in point: it sounds vaguely like "Wind Beneath My Wings", but isn't. It isn't exciting. It isn't original. Neither is it especially offensive, except in its total bloodlessness. It has been purposely created to reach a particular audience. There is no love in this record, no passion. It is an exercise in understanding what the mass market will buy and producing it. In itself that's no mean trick, and I suppose you have to take your hat off to them and their producers for that, if for nothing else.

Westlife's first number one was in 1999, and even they must be finding it a bit boring by now. Isn't this was ultimately breaks up even the most successful manufactured bands? At the end of the day, this is just a job for them. It isn't a compulsion or a passion: it's just a job, a way of getting famous and making some money. Once you are famous and have all the money you need, what's left? Perhaps Westlife's most remarkable achievement is that they have only lost one member to ennui and delusions of artistic worth - the others are happy to go on giving the people what they apparently want.

There's lots of music out there that I don't like: from lumpen guitar bands to car-alarm techno, from preening divas to wooden MCs. I may not want to listent to it, but I embrace all of it as long as it is made with some passion. God save me from this cynical shite and the people who make it.

How depressing and how predictable that a number one as exciting as The Arctic Monkeys should be followed up by this.

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In the office until 6pm, then on to an appointment at the Osteopath, home for dinner, then the final two episodes of Six Feet Under(sniff) and onwards to the first 3,109 words of my novel....and you expect me to have the time to say something interesting here?

Hell, why break the habit of a blogtime?

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Whilst writing, I had the iPod on shuffle.... here are the 1st 10 tracks

"Peaches" - The Stanglers
"American Idiot" - Green Day
"The Way It Is" - The Strokes
"Free Money" - Patti Smith (what a *great* record)
"What Katie Did" - The Libertines
"It's Raining Today" - Scott Walker
"Push It Out" - The Beta Band
"I Don't Love Anyone" - Belle & Sebastian
"Green Onions" - Booker T & the MGs
"Every Day Is Like Sunday" - Morrissey

and the 11th?

"Elizabeth My Dear" - The Stone Roses.

Not bad.

Over to you.

13 Comments:

  • At 12:37 am, Blogger Damo said…

    Actually, if you have any belief that the charts are significant, Arctic Monkeys at number 2 this week is a bigger achievement than number 1 last week. Reasons:

    1) Only the behemoth that is Westlife sold more
    2) 'Cult' bands usually sell very quickly to their fanbase, chart high then drop like a stone the next week.

    So... Arctic Monkeys... mainstream. Whodathunkit?

     
  • At 11:32 am, Blogger adem said…

    The charts are tripe but we always knew it should be quality over quantity, but in a world where money matters, it doesn't mean jack.

    Music should be creative and constantly evolving as should the actual artists. There are the one like Westlife who you know are just doing it for the money and bleeding it for all it's worth until the records stop selling and they retire to shows like "I'm a Celebrity".

    But we can thank God that there will always be bands who are trying to stretch themselves creatively and change the way the public think of them.

    Anyway I'm off to listen to Steps now!

     
  • At 11:42 am, Blogger Damo said…

    Can't afford an iPod. I'll do the "Windows Media Player at work" challenge instead.

    1) Plan A - Avalanche
    2) Pixies - Rock Music
    3) Aberfeldy - Love Is An Arrow
    4) White Stripes - Slicker Drips
    5) Super Furry Animals - Herman Loves Pauline
    6) Kanye West vs Beach Boys - Lush Life
    7) Teenage Fanclub - Please Stay
    8) Hal - Slow Down (You've Got A Friend)
    9) Editors - Camera
    10 Underworld - Jumbo

    That could have been a lot more embarrassing!

     
  • At 12:52 pm, Blogger Hyde said…

    Yay for Elvis!

     
  • At 1:37 pm, Blogger red one said…

    Until now I had lived in happy ignorance that Westlife were top of the charts.

    *curses*

    God save me from this cynical shite and the people who make it.

    Yes indeed.

    red

     
  • At 3:05 pm, Blogger LB said…

    if there wasn't a big chunk off people who liked it, it wouldn't sell.

    So, on that basis, they're ok with me. I'm not a huge fan, but, like I say, they shift units so there must be a lot of people who do.

    [I own three of their albums including the Greatest Hits, before you ask, although I don't like the new single much]

     
  • At 7:54 pm, Blogger Michael said…

    I have no clue who Westlife is, and I suppose this is a good thing.

    Your rant on music though was right up my alley. I'm sick of the premanufactured, passionless artists.

     
  • At 8:50 pm, Blogger Pynchon said…

    Somebody pointed out (I think that it might actually have been a member of the mighty Steps) that Westlife mainly release singles during quiet times of the year, so almost certainly guarenteeing a number 1 single. Singles sell so few copies these days in the British charts, that they really are an irrelevancy except as a promotion tool.

    I have liked some Westlife stuff. I think that "Flying Without Wings", "My Love" and "Fool Again" are wonderful. Sue me.

     
  • At 10:00 pm, Blogger LB said…

    I like "My Love" as well. And "If I Let You Go", for that matter.

    "Flying Without Wings" is a great pop song. And lest we forget they did the "original" version of Will Young's "Evergreen" as well.....

     
  • At 2:20 am, Blogger bytheseashore said…

    I know it shouldn't matter, but the prospect that anyone as inconsequential as Westlife could make as many number 1's as Cliff, The Beatles or Elvis just feels plain wrong. Granted, they'd manage it by selling fewer singles but it just wouldn't be right.

    You're right about a lot of today's pop stars treating the whole thing as a job, or at least failing to appreciate that making music is more than just being a famous face. Could you imagine John, Paul, George, Ringo, The Pelvis or even bloody Cliff gurning to camera: "Oh my God I'll, like, die if I don't get through to the finals."

    Of course not. The X-Factor would have been a better program if the judges had been Simon, Sharon and John Peel.

     
  • At 9:23 am, Blogger Damo said…

    Hah! If they had let John Peel be a judge on the X Factor and given him the remit to speak his mind, I wouldn't have missed it for the world...

     
  • At 10:23 pm, Blogger Flash said…

    I agree with every single word Swiss. I bloody abhor music that is made bereft of any passion or feeling for the sole purpose of making rich people richer.

    As for the shuffle challenge...

    Morning bell - Radiohead
    Ruiner - Nine inch nails
    Sunny - Morrissey
    Young offender - Pet shop boys
    Skin up pin up - Mansun
    It's a sin - Pet shop boys
    Hard to beat - Hard fi
    Life goes on - Nik Kershaw
    Einstein a go go - Landscape
    Wouldn't it be good ('99 Accoustic) -Nik Kershaw

    Some top tunes there, eh?

     
  • At 12:12 am, Blogger Damo said…

    Meow, Fox! Do you really think I considered X Factor to be about music?

    I just found Peel's droll take on many things amusing, not just music. I'd love to have seen him in place of Wogan on the Eurovision Song Contest.

     

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